Mr. Bleier: I'm so sharp, how sharp am I?
Me: *sarcastically* Mr. Bleier, you're as sharp as a number two pencil
Mr. Bleier: YOU KNOW IT BOO-YAH!
HOLY HORNY HUMPING HOMO'S! HALLOWEEN TIS TOMORROW, GUNNA BE HARUHI...MIGHT POST PICTURES!
Me and
are gunna party it up...along with..Jesus...people...LULZ.
On to more important things, this weekend me and
are going to be bringing chaos to MALL OF AMERICA in Minnesota! For realsies! I'm, like, doubly excited cuz I haven't been there in three years! AND MY MOM ISN'T GOING *throw's confetti* and I get to miss school Monday *sings*
DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY...IS..ELECTION DAY! Too bad I'm too young to vote, I'd probably make the wrong choice anyways...DOINGAPOLLLATERLULZ
Nothing else is...OMG PHONE XD EWW TELE-MARKETEERS GO FUCK YOURSELF
I watched a lot of movies today, like...
1) Martian Child
2) Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
3) August Rush
THEY WERE ALL GREAT...liek go rent them NAO! LULZ XD
g2g YAOI FOR THE WIN
Lightbulbs die my dear, I shall depart -Dustin Hoffman
You're Up And You're Down... 
Sentimental
Devious Comments
Good luck bring hell to the mall
BTW: those fucking telemarketers gotta prepare themselves for this AWESOME, ULTIMATE WAY OF MAKING THE MOST FUN OUT OF THEM.
Option #1: Bad Hearing - Change your voice to an elderly voice and pretend you have bad hearing. Keep repeating "What?," "I'm sorry, I missed that," "Huh?," "Can you repeat that?," and just keep going with it until they give up.
Option #2: Is That You John? - Change to the handy elderly voice and once they begin talking, interrupt them: "Is that you, John?" Let him answer, then continue: "Well, it's good to hear from you. When you comin' over to have dinner with your old grandma?" (pause) "Well, that's great, be sure to bring that beautiful wife of yours, how are the kids, dear?" Just keep it up, it's really fun, take my word on that.
Option #3: Reverse It - As soon as they begin their speech, you begin yours. Try to sell them something. Do your whole speech: "Hello, I'm with Crazy Ed's Car Lot and we're calling to see if you'd be interest in our brand new credit card. It's free for two days and then you pay an interest rate of 65%..." and on and on.
The main point? Getting them to hang up on you. Don't look at these calls as interruptions... see them as moments to enjoy and annoy people. Most of all, have fun!
MUAHAHA, go ahead, give them a fuck or two and hear them scream >D
Have fun with your trip now, tata
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